Euro-Flush

Asking The Dog What Shoes To Wear

I haven’t written anything on this blog for quite some time. Partly this has been down to laziness. I’ve got a bit too comfortable...
Beach waiter

Global Parochialism For Sale

Sometimes (but very rarely) I get bored enough to mooch through a shopping centre. Even more rarely still, I’ll buy something. More often than...
IAIN-DUNCAN-SMITH

Will The Real IDS Please Stand Up

The past day and a half have been a gift that keeps on giving. It shows no sign of letting up just yet. For...
Ben Carson press conference

Scared By Something Simple

I should probably pre-empt this week’s blog post with an apology, to try and insulate myself from the barrage of abuse I’ll face from...
Trump Noise

Political Football For Dummies

Before I start today’s blog post, I’m going to assault you. I’ve going to bash you over the head with some statements that may...
union jack grunge

The Britishness Index

I was reminded a couple of days ago about a phrase that has snuck into the Government’s guidelines, designed to prevent radicalisation and acts...
valentine cards

Play Your Cards Right

Tea, hot crumpets and cards. A little wink, kiss and cuddle. Understated but understood – my favourite combination. When I first met the woman...
chelsea celebration

The Fanatic, His Wife and their Miracle Boy

I was reminded today of a couple I used to know. It’s been at least a decade since I saw either of them. I’m...
VIsions of the past

Retro-A-Go-Go

Last week, Facebook was filled with pictures from people’s childhood. Most opted to post a picture from their cute, two – six years old...
Bowie Mural

Sorry, Stereo MCs – Looks Like We Disconnected 

Having taken a quick look back over the posts I’ve written over the last three months, it’s clear my return to blogosphere hasn’t delivered...